Snapshot: Alan Shearer Meets New Waxwork At Madame Tussauds, Punchlines Write Themselves

By Chris Wright

Said Shearer upon coming face to face with his new waxwork at the Blackpool Madame Tussauds t’other day:

“The figure is so realistic and accurate. They’ve done a great job, It’s scarily like me.”

We’ll let you fill in your own punchline.