Cristiano Ronaldo Spotted Dazed, Unresponsive And In Alarming State Of Undress On London Street (Photo)

Chris Wright

24th, May 2017



Obviously Real Madrid’s title-winning celebrations got a little out of hand after the team were formally presented as La Liga champions on Monday afternoon.

Indeed, some two days later, Cristiano Ronaldo was found dazed, blank-eyed, entirely unresponsive and in a state of mysterious undress while trapped in a plastic crate in the middle of a busy London thoroughfare.

Asked how he managed to make it from Madrid to a box near Carnaby Street in 48 hours while wearing nothing but his pants, Ronaldo remained tight-lipped as he simply vibrated aggressively.

Poor chap. The relentless pressure to perform has obviously cracked him.

This is his ‘driving to Dundee in his bare feet’ moment.

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  1. Straight Dave says:

    At any point were Toblerones consumed?

    • Chris Wright says:

      @Straight Dave: He’s eaten four and got two white ones left. He doesn’t like them as much as the dark ones.

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