In which Jermain Defoe demonstrates his zen-like mastery of the domestic footballsphere by turning on his kitchen tap with a cheeky little trickshot from across the room.
That said, whether we’re looking at ‘take one’ here or not is questionable…
Pies hereby hope the #JDTapChallenge takes off on Twitter.
We can’t wait to see the Sunderland squad decimating their kitchens with errant footballs flying all over the place.