By Chris Wright
Filmed a few years ago, here’s Emmanuel Adebayor doing his level best to sex up a energy drink which, more likely than not, tastes like watered-down turps and also which, in a strange blast from the past, was advertised on the hoardings at Spurs’ Europa League game against Panathinaikos the other night…
Now there’s a face that’s going to haunt your sleep for the rest of time…
“I… have… become… A POWERFUL HORSE!!!”