By Chris Wright
As part of their Youtube advent calendar, QPR’s squad and management team have been press-ganged into miming along with Slade’s omnipresent Yuletide banger, “Merry Xmas Everybody” – with thoroughly predictable results.
Nedum Onuoha bloody well goes for it and Glenn Hoddle certainly starts getting into the swing of things, but several players just stand there, silently screaming “I don’t want to be here” down the camera with their eyes.
As for Clint Hill, the poor sod has never looked more out of place (keep your jokes about Premier League defending to yourselves please)…
Much embarrasment across the board, we thinks.
Give us Aleks Kolarov’s bleak experimental folk poetry any day.