Eva Carneiro’s Job Is Safe At Chelsea – Saints Be Praised! (Photos)

Chris Wright

6th, March 2012


By Chris Wright

Good news everybody, we are hearing this morning that Eva Carneiro is to stay on as Chelsea’s first-team doctor despite the untimely sacking of the man, over the weekend, who had the grace, foresight and endeavour to appoint her back in the summer – one Andres Villas-Boas.

If his Chelsea legacy is to consist of but one thing, then AVB will forever be the man that bought us Eva and sat her upon the substitute’s bench in our hearts. Lovely, lovely Eva…


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Eva Carneiro, Chelsea First Team Doctor

Oh Eva. I’ll never forget the first time we met.

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  1. adam says:

    the amount of groin strains I would have if I was a chelsea player would be unreal

  2. FeintZebra says:

    The amount of groin strains I’ve got looking at this picture is unreal ;)

  3. Sameer says:

    Why is she posted here? By what definition is she good looking? May be half of English women are fat and ugly and anything decent wud be termed ‘hot’. Funny People .

  4. Mr. Chopper says:

    Oh, Sameer. Racist ripostes withstanding, you clearly do not know a sexy lady when you see one. Granted, she’s a diamond in an otherwise sausage-fest of an area to be top dog in, but just look at her. What would most of us give to be back at school (as children, pervert) and have her take us for PE?

  5. Eddy says:

    I suggest she get a restraining order from Chris.

  6. Sameer says:

    Mr.Chopper, yea I just looked at her, she is just another lady covering her wrinkles with powders. So Stop wetting urself. Seriously, you can aim higher than this surely?

  7. Squillaci says:

    How about this one ? http://chelseabr.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Eva-Carneiro-fora-do-expediente.jpg

    is she hot enough for you now? I genuinely think she is good looking and a normal males agree with me

  8. AN says:

    She looks like a better version of Sophie from Peep show (Series 1 & 2, before she starts going down the pan.)

  9. Mr. Sparkle says:

    Oh relax all of you, she’s not the most amazing woman you have ever seen, and if she is. By Gods, go out sometime.

  10. me here says:

    shes fine! has john terry tapped that yet?

  11. usa says:

    sexy indeed.

    i’d impregnate her.

  12. Ben says:

    Well, whether or not you think she’s really tasty or not, the important thing is we’ve all had a bloody good perv on her.
    What she’s doing involved with football is beyond me though…birds, eh?

  13. garza says:

    @Squillaci: Dude, that’s too much Photoshop. Doesn’t even look like her anymore. Eva looks perfectly fine without all the airbrushing. She’s a good-looking woman, it’s just most the guys on here have gotten so used to the “enhanced” Page 3 girls of football that they’ve forgotten what real women look like.

  14. wolfinho says:

    @garza: i don’t think that was a picture of eva carneiro, just a comparison shot of a nameless model.

    and to the lot of you judging her as ugly, my guess is if you’re commenting on a football blog, you should be grateful if a woman like this touches/massages any part of you. USA pretty much said the long and short of it. get your priorities in order.

  15. Fat Nakago says:

    “Drop your drawers!! COUGH!!”

  16. Teabar says:

    Eva joined Chelsea in February 2009 – two years before AVB. He can’t even take credit for that.

  17. andrew says:

    D woman of D moment

  18. rodc says:

    First up like Teabar has just pointed out, shes nothing to do with AVB joining. So really Sameer “why is she posted here?” has a point.
    But Sameer, its just a bit of fun, so get a grip!

  19. Jeff says:

    I’d split her kipper!

  20. mick says:

    she could rub my groin anytime

  21. Nuno says:

    Actually I believe it’s supposed to be her. Roughly translated, the link is something like “Eva Carneiro outside the work”. And I agree, people today are just blinded by all the photoshop models in magazines, Eva Carneiro is not the most gorgeous woman on earth, but you can’t say she isn’t pretty. Period.

  22. alejandro22 says:

    shes better than hope solo………

  23. Anonymous says:

    eva carneiro was born in september 1973. i was in school with her and i remember going to her birthday parties in september

  24. David says:

    Fine looking woman! We need her at Arsenal (we need something!)

  25. PaulB says:

    There’s always some one who comes out and says ‘she’s not hot at all’, lol. It’s usually some sad little virgin who’s sat in his moms basement with his plonker in his hand! She’s blatently hot.

  26. ababo samuel says:

    I just feel David Luiz and Eva Carneiro can make a goooooood couple and wish it even really happens.

  27. ababo samuel says:

    I think David Luiz and Eva Carneiro can make a good couple and i wish it even really happens.

  28. hitchcock55 says:

    I know I’m a few months late to the conversation, but I’ve been at sea so you’ll just have to forgive me. She is a good looking woman, and at about 39yo, she a damned good looking woman. I bet most of you know plenty of girls in the early to mid 20s sporting muffin tops that can’t even come close to Eva’s looks. On top of that she has a Masters of Science degree. How many of you can match her intellect (I exclude myself seeing as I’m an engineer so I’ll give myself the benefit of the doubt and assume I should be able to hold my own with her). When was the last time any of you single blokes went on a date with a woman of this caliber?

  29. Dig Bick says:

    i’d buck her too lads!;)

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