By Chris Wight
Bumble bumble bumble *fart*…
Truth be told, Torres had a bit of a stinker all round last night, with the moment he decided to play as an auxiliary Steaua sweeper rather than lashing one home being a personal lowlight…
We still rate Torres rather higher than most but, Christ on a cocktail stick, it’s getting harder and harder to defend him.
There should’ve been no other thought in his mind other than to get a shot away when handed a chance like that and yet still his first instinct was to try to palm off the shooting responsibilities to someone else.
It’s like he’s utterly terrified of failing. We can’t think why.