Which Chelsea player winds you up the most?
by Ollie Irish | 10th, August 2009
Ah, it feels good to have panto villains like The Drog, Herr Ballack, Mr Chelsea and Cashley back on the radar. Ballack has already wound up every single Man Utd fan with his blatant bodycheck (or “elbow”, if you listen to United’s camp) on Patrice Evra.
But I wonder which Chelsea player winds you up more than any other? Leave a comment with your shout (and reason why), or just vote below (or both!):
I went for Didier Drogba. Every time I look at his massive head, I die a little.
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All of them
the arrogant german cunt is long overdue to be roykeaned!!!
love every single one of them. fuck you manc cunts!
Love them all. manc plastic cunts
Drogba… always Drogba… dear sweet Jesus always, always Didier Drogba
Of course Drogba. Spending your entire career trying to con referees into making the wrong decision, then acting all indignant when a referee makes a wrong decision AGAINST you, THAT’S a f*cking disgrace.
Haha! Chelski fans calling US plastic fans? Wow, now there’s a new one!
Almost all of them are dirty. Ballack, Terry, Drogba, Malouda… bunch of cheats.
The only one I rate is Kalou.
I know Ballack is hard and sometimes cheap, but when he is in a Germany jersey, I forgive it all.
I can’t stand Drogba. He is the ultimate bitch baby. He’s a big strong player who would rather roll in the dirt and pout than play the game.
Not a Man U fan, but after yesterday there are now 6,000,001 reasons to dislike Germans.
Go look at sir red nose or shrek then u will see who’s dirty. fuck u manure cunts
What REALLY winds me up is stupid unfunny items like this. If you can’t come up with something original, go get a job in Maccy Ds – it’s about your level anyway. Twat.
They all can’t die fast enough
none cuz i is chelseafc fan mums t*ts
There really is only the one answer….drogba! I fuckin hate to see his mush on the tele and i hope he gets struck down by something thats not too trivial or painless. What a cheating lowlife scum bag!
I love how Chelsea fans really seem to have no sense of humor. First the Terry Lampard love story in pics and now this.
i love them all:) chelseaaa forever!
By “winds you up the most” you meant in the “gets you hot and bothered” sense, right? I voted for Essien.
Drogba, just because of his awful diving exploits…..
Drogba and his piss poor amateur dramatics really wind me up ! Coupled with horse like face he manages to make my shit itch !
drogba is a quality striker – he may be a bit arrogant but his skill and passion easily make up for that.
john obi mikel on the other hand is just a shit essien with a retarded hairline and should be shot.
i really hope the new management recognise this quickly and sell him to man city
Got to be Ashley Cole until he finally comes out, so obvious he is gay but wont admit it
Drogba: Excellent player, BUT
Arrogant, pretentious, cheating, diving, whingeing twat who spends half the game on the floor pretending he’s been murdered and the other half provoking the other team into murdering him. Big mouth, nothing to follow with (i.e against Vidic in CL Final 2008)
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Of course super Franky Lampard! He cannot be matched! Hail Frank Lampard!