Your Call: Pick an amusing new name for Chelsea’s Stamford Bridge
You probably heard about Spurs and Newcastle. Now Chelsea are the latest club willing to sell out to compete – what took them so long?
The west-London club is looking for “blue-chip” companies who might want to pay big money to buy the naming rights to Stamford Bridge for the next decade. The Stamford Bridge name would remain, though, so you’d end up with something like “The Sony Stamford Bridge Stadium”.
This is an open goal, people. Pick a company which would suit Chelsea best…
I’ll start you off: The Burberry Bridge. (Just because so many Chelsea fans seem to love their Burberry baseball caps. So 2003)
Away you go…
Mugs R us . com
Gorky Park
Not been any Burberry baseball caps at Stamford Bridge for 25 years.
how about “Samsung Bridge”
Samsung seems like a logical choice. Btw, I saw at least 20 Burberry caps last time I was at Chelsea (end of last season).
The “where were you 10 years ago” shithole bridge
Jimmy Mac says:
November 6, 2009 at 12:51 pm
The “where were you 10 years ago” shithole bridge
fucking your mom while you were sleeping
no5 does it for me
Samford bridge
Bankrupt Bridge
Chequebook Bridge
Russian Blood Money Bridge?
The Simod Stadium.
Chequebook Bridge – get it sponsored by one of the banks that went bust, like Lehman Brothers!
How about Chelsea Unbeatable National Team Stadium… can be shortened if necessary.
the Ziggy Stardust Superdome
shite stadium
we are dilusional fans stadium
The Durex Stadium – it’s full of pricks
The Shit Club No History Arena
The Disney Arena. Perfect for a Mickey Mouse club.
Blue Ball Bridge
Home of the plastic flags stadium
The How To Buy Every Cup In Football But The One Your Chariman Really Wants Stadium
The Money Can’t Buy You Love Stadium (Or alternatively, the Money Can’t Buy You History Stadium.)
The Any Team Would Be Good If They Had A Billionaire At The Helm Stadium (Or should that be multi-millionaire now)
The Fuck Off And Get A Team With Actual Players Put Through Your Club Stadium.
The “Isn’t It Funny How The Team That’s Based In London Has No London Players From Their Club”
Finally
The “Isn’t It Funny How The F.A Let You Get Away With Stealing Other Teams Players When They Are Also Based In London”
The “Please comeback José Mourinho Special Stadium”
Chavski Bridge
Are these coming from sad Kopites who haven’t touched the Premier League trophy in 20 years?
The “European Cup Free Zone” Stadium
Didier Drogba’s Flying Circus
Abramovich’s Lesbian Bordello: Only Twats Allowed
The Idiots’s Whose Heads Have Been Smashed By a Ball Too Many Times To Realize Their Club Sucks Stadium
In response to people like beach ball, it should be renamed:
The “Everybody Who Hates Us Is Just Jealous That They Don’t Have As Much Money As Us Stadium”
or
The “We Are Still Angry About The Luis Garcia Ghost Goal”
Also Ollie I thought you might like this next one:
The “It’s A Fucking Disgrace Stadium”
Tampax-Stamford Bridge Stadium
suggested by lampard and terry
not a blue chip company any more but…
Royal African Slave Company Stadium
not a blue chip company any more but…
Royal African Slave Company Stadium
The ‘Ballacks Naughty Berlin Sex Dungeon’ Arena
For humour’s sake, “Chavford Bridge”?
“Samsung-a-song-at-stamford-bridge-shame-no-one-else-did”
Massengill’s Disposable Douche Bridge – its filled with stinking pussies.
sportsdirect @ stamfordbridge stadium nobody would be so stupid to call a ground that , oh hold on a minute
Yankee Stadium?
It should be called
The Pension Centre.
“Old Chavford”
“Crocks Stadium”
“The Mark Bosnich Stadiumn”
“The Adrian Mutu Stadium”
“The Sony, Samsung, LG, Panasonic, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Walkers, KFC, McDonalds, Pizza Hut and Siemens Stadium.”
“The Avram Grant Stadium”
“The Peter Kenyon Stadium”
If Man Utd ever think of changing their stdium name from Old Trafford, I’m going be there suggesting about a thousand for them cunts to have. I don’t mind chelsea when I think that they stop Man Utd from getting the title.
The Adrina Mutu Stadium can be sponsered by Coke.
Chavston Bridge.
The 80%of our fans will go back to buying Arsenal shirts when we start losing stadium
The have this lot forgot we used to all be nazis stadium
The Vaseline Lampard and Terry Stadium
The Stone Island Crap White Trainers Ground
“We’re Just a Second Rate Everton, With More Money” Stadium
John-I’m-anything-but-hard-Terry stadium.
The “All the other teams are so butthurt because they are worse than us Stadium”