By Chris Wright
Last night’s Confederations Cup semi between Brazil and Uruguay was a rotten old affair, with a flat, fragmented game soon giving way to frustration and minute-by-minute diving from almost every player on the pitch.
In his role as tournament poster boy, Neymar took this as his cue to start throwing himself around like a tasered salmon – with his diving, feigning, conning and screaming gradually getting worse and worse before culminating in this moment of genius…
We prefer this “now with added Ken Masters” version…
How can you call yourself an adult male and then knowingly behave like that? Utterly, utterly shameless and, frankly, disgusting.
F**k you Neymar, you reprehensible little shit.
(GIF via 101GG)