Cristiano Ronaldo: ‘Spain Defeat Left Me A Broken Man’

Chris Wright

30th, June 2010


By Chris Wright

Portugal’s egotistically miopic man-child Crisitano Ronaldo has spoken (a little too eloquently, if you’ll excuse my suspicious mind) of his ‘unimaginable sadness’ after seeing his country crash out of the World Cup last night at the hands of their Iberian nieghbours Spain.

Speaking to Gestifute (a website owned by his agent), C-Ron whimpered;

“I feel a broken man, completely disconsolate, frustrated and an unimaginable sadness.

I am a human being, and like any human being I suffer and I have the right to suffer alone.”

Forgive my lack of sensitivity Cristiano, but…

…maybe you should think about your suffering next time you’re lining up a free-kick from 65-yards.