Tom Cruise Encourages David Beckham To Become An Actor

Ollie Irish

23rd, July 2010


By Ollie Irish

After Barney Ronay’s thoughtful piece on David Beckham’s inability to exit stage left, comes the horrific prospect that Beckham will NEVER go away, EVER.

Hollywood midget Tom Cruise, he of the stacked heels, claims he’s urged his good pal Becks to take up acting.

“I’ve been encouraging him to become an actor,” Cruise gushed. “He’s got the looks, he’s got everything. He’d be terrific!”

The looks, yes. We agree on that. Everything else? Not so much. I’ve seen nothing in any Beckham interview to suggest that he’d be a decent actor, not with that voice. Quite the opposite: I reckon he’d be more wooden than Hugh Grant.

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  1. tam says:

    best of luck
    hope to see both of u together

  2. shay says:

    Yeah he’s got the look but what kind of action hero will he be with that 7th grade girl voice that he’s sporting? I don’t think so.

  3. Brian says:

    he can star in the Anti-Expendables

  4. Deckard says:

    Yes, and Tom Cruise the 4ft2 midget CAN be taken seriously as an action hero right. TC is a joke of an actor and now wants someone else to be a joke of an actor.

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