By Chris Wright
Ashkan Dejagah’s himself has been going under the radar of late (in fact, we’d clean forgotten he’d even signed for Fulham), so his horror hair has been even harder to track down and isolate, but we did it! By Jove, we did it!
Would you just look at it? It’s the very definition of a 26-year-old man refusing to let go gracefully. There’s little more than wispy gossamer coverage left, but still he clings on…
Looks like someone threw an handful of dog hair at a statically-charged orange balloon.
Our advice? Just. Shave. It.