Fulham Sign John Arne Riise/RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!

By Chris Wright

Fulham are on the very cusp of reuniting the RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! brothers in West London by signing John Arne and his ginger warhammer of a left-foot from Roma on a three-year deal, which is good news for everyone because he is, of course, absolutely fudgin’ brilliant…

Get you replica shirts in now, because the club shop at the Cottage is going to run out of ‘I’s very, very shortly.

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