By Chris Wright
PES 2013 is on the way, and it looks like Brave John Terry’s meme-friendly ‘Thou Shall Not Pass’ headlong fish dive from the 2010 World Cup will be a feature (skip to 3:53)…
Which is all well and good, but can it tell when you’re telling it to ‘F**K OFF!’?
Video: Official PES
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LOL ….The Terry header..hahahaha !!!
I’m looking forward to the Gerrard row Z spank shot followed by anrgy look at team mates and 50 yr Hollywood pass to no one followed by angry stare at team mates. Also the craven dive followed by hopeful look then angry look at referee.
The Young swan dive, Carrol collapse and Barton attack moves should all also be good.
Why did John Terry’s fish dive come under a trademark ability? He’s done it once. I’m sure he’s tried to block with his foot a lot more times. Does look hilarious though.
^ gold upon gold
I’d never buy this piece of shit game. Nor FIFA for that matter.
@Toz: I take it you still play Sensible Soccer, then?
Players are looking like robots,what a shitty game………
FIFA FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like they may have finally included computer-controlled teammates that automatically run into space rather than staying rooted to the spot. Only took them 10 years.
Can’t Wait! Such a rewarding game to play (if you actually appreciate real football) PES is a simulation and FIFA in just an arcade pick up and play…. West London White Forever!
Yet another year in which my PES 2004 continues to be played
By which you mean PES4, obv. Kaiser FTW.
Thirded, PES4 is still easily the most enjoyable all round