By Chris Wright
Team USA came a cropper against Portugal last night, snatching a draw from the jaws of victory when substitute Varela popped up to nod in a heart-breaking equaliser in the 95th minute.
Shortly before then, Clint Dempsey had put the Yanks 2-1 ahead with an unorthodox technique we hadn’t seen since Chicharito thwarted Honduras with his love spuds a couple of years back.
Okay, okay. So technically it was his abdomen. Just let us have our fun, okay?