Horror Hair: Boris Becker, Germany U16
Yes, this shiny faced youth shares a name with Germany’s most famous ginger racketeer. Becker junior (he’s not related to Boris snr, as far as we know) is a defender, and currently on the books of FC Kaiserslautern. He was born on 2 Sept 1991, which makes us all feel very old indeed.
This is all very interesting, but not as interesting as master Becker’s lovely haircut, which I would describe as looking remarkably like a ‘blonde lampshade’. Seriously, he needs a more masculine haircut if he’s going to make it in senior football. He makes the Milky Bar Kid look like John Rambo.
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