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Horror Hair Legends: Paul Breitner And His 360° Afro/Beard Fuzz Bomb

By Chris Wright

Paul Breitner: German box-to-box goliath of the 70’s and 80’s, World Cup winner, possessor of a long-range shot akin to amplified thunder, vocal socialist, 60-years young today and the once-proud owner of a full 360° of seamless Afro/beard hybrid head fuzz – thus making him a bona fide Horror Hair legend…

Here’s a few more of ‘Der Afro’s’ signature looks.

1. The ‘Windswept Farmhand’…

2. The ‘Despondent Mariner’s Summer/Winter Collection’…

3. The ‘Ponytail’…

And finally, 4. The ‘Jeff Lynne’…

Glücklich geburtstag Herr Breitner, long may you reign/backcomb.

[Photos: PA]

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By Chris on September 6th, 2011 in Featured, Horror Hair, Retro, Videos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

4 Responses to “Horror Hair Legends: Paul Breitner And His 360° Afro/Beard Fuzz Bomb”

  1. Greg says:

    You should consider having sex with a bearded man. Having a Beard is the new not having a beard

  2. korsakoff says:

    This is awesome. The Milan Kundera penned Despodent Mariner is followed by more joyful times, living la vida loca on a racetrack. Probably in Rome. In the last one, well, he’s definitely THE Prince Malko Linge.

    Dear Pies, thank you for keeping track of lore.

  3. Joshua says:

    “Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag”

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