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AC Milan’s New 2013/14 Third Shirt Features A Pocket – What, How And Why?

By Chris Wright

We’ve just noticed that AC Milan’s pretty dreadful new gold third kit for next season has one redeeming a feature: a charming little pocket on the right breast…


How charming! What are the players going to be keeping in there, we wonder? Philippe Mexes will obviously have an emergency hair scrunchie, Balotelli will have somewhere handy to keep his fags and Sulley Muntari will probably be wanting to keep whatever he’s using to repeatedly blackmail his way into Europe’s biggest clubs close to his chest.

Seriously Adidas, a pocket? WTF?

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By Chris on May 14th, 2013 in Kits & fashion, Serie A. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

17 Responses to “AC Milan’s New 2013/14 Third Shirt Features A Pocket – What, How And Why?”

  1. nikolajkorsgaard says:

    It’s for yellow and red cards.

  2. Wesley says:

    Nice for children out on the playground to keep the key to their house in :)

  3. Sjakie Meulemans says:

    Didn’t you hear? From next season on, every player has te be able to produce a valid ID card at any moment, even during matches. So there you go.

  4. Luke Guerin says:

    It’s for When they meet arsenal in the champions league. They’ve always got them in their pocket.

  5. Lou acm 1899 says:

    Whoever wrote this article is a jerkoff, Milan has already used the gold as there third kit many times and this isn’t the first Milan kit to include a pocket in it either .

  6. Luca says:

    As an AC Milan fan, I must say that I am appalled at this, but there is worse to come: Olympique Marseille’s away kit looks like it’s made of denim and also has a denim-style pocket.

  7. Joe says:

    @Lou has it right, the black kit for last season also had a pocket

  8. McRillen says:

    That’s where Berlusconi is hoping the refs will stay..

  9. Nuno says:

    @Luca WOW, just saw Marseille’s away kit and it is dreadful beyond words… Milan’s is bad, but that one clearly takes the prize…

  10. […] we’ve already seen with AC Milan’s hideous new third shirt for 2013/14, Adidas are currently dilly-dallying with the concept of introducing totally redundant […]

  11. Phil says:

    The shirt is more for fans than players. Fans often need a pocket.

  12. Chris says:

    Oh yeh – that has specials rack written all over it. Available in all sizes.

  13. gundubaja says:

    @lou Spot on.

    • Chris says:

      you sir are a legend its nice to see someone knowing the background and history of milan and the gold kit Forza MILAN


  14. Dante says:

    This kit is pure class. Why does the the pocket even matter? Any true Milan fan, unlike the cockmeat who wrote this, knows the gold has Milan roots. Great job by Adidas.

  15. Mario Balotelli says:

    Chris Wright sounds like the sort of guy that thinks the new Barcelona away top is ‘pretty cool’…..

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