By Chris Wright
As you may have heard, Barcelona beat Real Madrid in the Clasico last night and, as such, celebrated by donning their glad rags in the changining room and posing for a quick photo – as posted to Twitter by Rafinha…
Força Barça!!!! Juntos pudimos!!! Enorme, equipo!!! Que noche!!! Vamos Barçaaaa!!! PD: Estilo… pic.twitter.com/P3baIuN1zF
— Rafinha Alcantara (@Rafinha) March 22, 2015
Woah, woah, woah (that’s English for ‘stop a horse’). Let’s just dissect the looks, shall we?
Messi: Disapproving dad chaperoning his son at a school disco.
Adriano: The National Hunt, as styled by Kanye West.
Douglas: Getting ready for a summer season at Butlins.
Alves: Mugged Scary Spice for her trainers and MC Hammer for his trousers.
Neymar: If you had to assemble an emergency ‘Gaff from Bladerunner’ costume from bits you already had in your wardrobe.
Rafinha: The son Messi is chaperoning.
Seriously guys, you had all that money…