With the club set to up sticks and move to pastures new this summer, West Ham have decided to give Upton Park, their home of 111 years, the lavish send-off it so richly deserves.
On sale now in the ‘Farewell Boleyn’ section of the Hammers’ online club shop; this dignified salute to the grand old stadium and all it represents…
Yep. They are foam replicas of Upton Park that you’re supposed to wear on your hands.
Somebody really should be forced to resign over this.