Foolishly, you may be thinking that there was no possible way to improve on CD Guijuelo’s inimitable (and utterly bonkers) ‘Iberico ham-themed’ strip.
Well, we’re here to tell you that you’re wrong. Dead wrong.
Indeed, to celebrate bagging a glamorous tie against Atletico Madrid in the Copa del Rey, the third-tier club have produced a special version of their meat kit.
The concept is delightfully simple: In order to pay homage to their world-renowned guests, Guijuelo have gone and spliced both teams’ kits together to create one unholy super-strip – half mattress, half Iberico ham…
Exquisite, though definitely not suitable for vegetarians.
The cup game in question is scheduled to take place next Wednesday at the Estadio Municipal in Guijuelo.
We can safely assume that Atleti will be wearing their away strip on the night.