With the geese sufficiently corpulent and the big day crowning on the horizon, Pies are once again here to help with our annual Christmas Football Gift Guide.
Indeed, if you’re stuck on what to get the Monkey Hanger in your life, then why not really go to town and buy them a rather tasteful (and official) Hartlepool United temporary sailor tattoo?
Elegant, refined, a definite ice-breaker at parties and yours for just 50p (for a pack of four!) from the Hartlepool online store.
Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.