With the geese sufficiently corpulent and the big day crowning on the horizon, Pies are once again here to help with our annual Christmas Football Gift Guide.
Next up is a real treat for anybody who has spent the last couple of years fantasising about tending to Steven Gerrard’s hamstring tweaks.
As close to Lego as it’s possible to get without infringing any copyrights – it’s the official LA Galaxy ‘trainer cart’ generic building block set…
The set comes with one mini-figure, one cart (with additional seating and gear storage area), 17 stickers, two water bottles, and two spare footballs – all for the low, low price of just $24.99 plus P&P from the official MLS webstore.
We know a bargain when we see one.
Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
No.1: Yeovil Town Cigarette Lighter
No.2: Hartlepool United Temporary Sailor Tattoos
No.3: FC Zurich Replacement Sink Plug
No.4: Fiorentina Paperclips
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.