The USA have proudly unveiled their new kit for 2017, with both the men’s and women’s teams finding themselves furnished with new wares under the slogan “One nation, one team.”
According to the Nike blurb, the strip features “a bold red colour palette” with a “pervasive red aesthetic” and “patriotic flares”.
However, you – like many other folks – may have instantly noticed something incredibly familiar about Nike’s pioneering effort…
— Steve Ball (@EsteveBolita) February 15, 2017
Yep, what you have there isn’t a bold new strip steeped in “a core colour of the United States flag”, but rather a cheapo England knock-off…
Look at Jordan Henderson.
See how he mocks you.