Anybody who has ventured outside the house in the past year or so will tell you than gin – aka mother’s ruin, the grotty spirit that tastes like leaded petrol – is extremely *in* right now.
Therefore, this Christmas why not stray from the beaten path and leave the Gordon’s on the shelf in favour of something a little more… Bundesliga-y.
Eintracht Frankfurt are stocking their very own strain of in-house gin produced by local company Bembel, a company run by two blokes who both happen to be season ticket holders at the Waldstadion…
The Eintracht gin is priced at €34.95 per bottle and, as we’re reliably informed, tastes like sweet apple (mixed with lashings and lashings of leaded petrol).
Pies’ Christmas Football Gift Guide 2018
No.1: Benfica Tinned Sardines
No.2: Fulham Grass Seed
No.3: Feyenoord Fire Extinguisher
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