New Navy England Away Kit Unveiled, Has ‘Stonewash Denim-Effect’ Collar? Keeper Kit Is…Different/Eyesore (Photos)

By Chris Wright

Boxerman David Haye has been roped in to launch the new England away kit by sporting it while he makes his way to the ring before his heavyweight unification bout with Wladimir Klitschko tomorrow evening, but a few photos of the shirt have been released today and it’s, well, a bit underwhelming really…

Deary me, what’s going on with that collar? As has been noted, at first glance it looks very much like it’s made from the kind of stonewash denim as favoured by Chuck Norris in his heyday.

In fact, if you teamed the new England jersey up with a pair of classic ‘Norris-approved Action Jeans’ you’d have yourself one hell of an outfit my friend…

“But Chuck, will they bind my legs?”

*Receives devastating roundhouse to the face*

UPDATE: Presenting…the accompanying goalkeeper kit…

Discuss…

Images: Football Kit News

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