By Chris Wright
Pies’ favouritest Zlatan in the whole wide world is 31 today so we’re celebrating with an Ibrahimolanche™ of 30 photos of the man demonstrating his ability to get his feet to angles and altitudes mere mortals can only dream of on account of his celestial taekwondo hamstrings (in chronological order as near as damn it)…
Spectacular! In the mood for a little more? Step this way for an Arshav-a-lanche!