30 Incredible Photos Of Zlatan And His God-Given Taekwondo Hamstrings
By Chris Wright
Pies’ favouritest Zlatan in the whole wide world is 31 today so we’re celebrating with an Ibrahimolanche™ of 30 photos of the man demonstrating his ability to get his feet to angles and altitudes mere mortals can only dream of on account of his celestial taekwondo hamstrings (in chronological order as near as damn it)…
Spectacular! In the mood for a little more? Step this way for an Arshav-a-lanche!
(Photos: PA)















































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Those hamstrings have struck (fear into) the faces of many opponents.
As you scroll down just do a different fart sound in your head for every picture.
He likes to hold his thumbs inwards.
Nearly every other player in the pictures looks terrified.
Gets a lot of air time for a big guy.
Very observant Toodles.
In many of the pictures, he has a ponytail.
the ball just looks smaller around him