cool hit counter

Who ate all the pies

Dip in to scour the latest Deadline Day titbits...

Who Ate All The Pies Logo

Qur’ans, Bananas & Liquid Soap – Brazilian Newspaper Publishes List Of Hotel Requests Made By Various World Cup 2014 Countries

By Chris Wright

Brazil WCup Soccer

A photo of a Brazilian hotel lobby. Enjoy.

As spotted by our pals over at 101GG, Brazilian tabloid Lance have published what they are claiming to be a list of requirements and demands issued by several of the countries due to compete at the 2014 World Cup to the various hotels at which they are staying during the tournament.

It looks a little something like this…

Algeria: A copy of the Qur’an will need to be placed in the rooms of all players and officials so they can observe daily prayer.

Chile: Chile have requested that the Toca da Raposa hotel in Belo Horizonte create two new administrative rooms for use by technical staff and members of the Chilean press. They have also asked that new beds and flat-screen TVs be purchased and installed in the players’ rooms.

Iran: Coach Carlos Queiroz has asked for the support of Corinthians football club during the tournament, including the provision of cleaning staff (if our translation is correct).

Ecuador: A bowl of fresh Ecuadorian bananas in every room daily and a traditional Ecuadorian barbecue to welcome players and technical staff upon their arrival on June 9th.

Colombia: Approximately 15 players from the Sao Paulo youth team (Colombia are training at the club’s HQ) to come along and assist with training sessions and join in when necessary.

Uruguay: The Uruguayan technical committee have requested that, in the interest of peace and quiet, all air-conditioning units in players’ rooms must be completely silent. They’ve also asked for large protective screens to be placed around their training pitches to “avoid the presence of onlookers”.

France: Halal meat must be available at meal times to cater for Muslim players. All soap in the showers must be gel or liquid as players are not used to using blocks of soap.

Honduras: Six Spanish-language channels be added to the television, including two specifically-Honduran stations. The Honduran staff have also requested high-speed Wi-Fi internet connections and that a couple of bedrooms be converted into extra offices.

Japan: Nothing much, just an individual jacuzzi suite in each players’ room.

Australia: Two large coffee makers installed for every four players and a selection of world newspapers to be made available every day at the same location.

Switzerland:  High-speed internet and Swiss-only television channels in all rooms for players, officials and members of the technical committee. Swiss press have also asked for a small studio set to be rigged up on the neighbouring beach for use as a backdrop for exclusive interviews with players after training.

Portugal: Each room has a games console. Portugal have also asked that clearance is granted for a six-man security guard team, four of whom will be specifically charged with looking after Cristiano Ronaldo.

Costa Rica: Requested the construction of a large games and relaxation suite for their players, complete with sofas, televisions and games consoles.

England: A feeding trough and slop bucket for Wayne Rooney.

One of those is made up. We’ll let you guess which one.

Digg This
Reddit This
Stumble Now!
Buzz This
Vote on DZone
Share on Facebook
Bookmark this on Delicious
Kick It on DotNetKicks.com
Shout it
Share on LinkedIn
Bookmark this on Technorati
Post on Twitter
Google Buzz (aka. Google Reader)
By Chris on April 24th, 2014 in International football, Newsnow, Top 10s & lists, World Cup. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
comments

11 Responses to “Qur’ans, Bananas & Liquid Soap – Brazilian Newspaper Publishes List Of Hotel Requests Made By Various World Cup 2014 Countries”

  1. J says:

    I’m going to guess that France actually requested Halal meals for their Muslim players, seeing as kosher meals are made for the Jewish. Awks

  2. usrick says:

    The made up one is the alleged request by France for “kosher” meat for Muslim players.

  3. dingo says:

    I pretty sure Kosher dishes aren’t desired my the muslim faithful.

  4. JLBK says:

    @usrick – Caught that one too. *ahem* “halal” *ahem*

  5. Jimbo says:

    @USRICK, damn you got there before me. Halal meat, Chris!

  6. Kingsland101 says:

    It seems France have started their traditional World Cup warm up – pissing each other off as much as possible.

  7. Chris says:

    Quite right chaps. I was getting my religious meats in a fuddle. Changed now.

  8. Gattsu says:

    I completely missed the dietary mix-up to be honest….
    Surely the mistake here is that the French players asked for specific varieties of soap.

    *Snicker Snicker*

  9. Sir Sprintalot says:

    Germany is building its own accommodation. Only after the World Cup will it be used as a hotel.
    That seems like a step ahead of the rest

  10. Robin Van Nistelrooney says:

    muslims are also allowed to eat kosher meat, if halal is unavailable. so it is probably correct

  11. Rob says:

    Just spat my tea out at the England one, brilliant.
    Which one is the false one?

Leave a Reply