Top 10 Bald Footballers
By Ollie Irish
Having followed Liverpool’s progress this season with as much interest as I’m sure you have, it hasn’t escaped my attention just how many chrome domes Roy Hodgson currently has at his disposal: Pepe Reina, Martin Skrterl, Paul Konckesky, Raul Meireles, Jonjo Shelvey, Joe Cole (sort of), David Ngog. Milan Jovanovic is losing his hair too. Is this a trend or mere chance? Either way, Pies wouldn’t pass up the chance to dust off the old Top 10 Bald Players list, so here are ten of our favourite slapheads in recent football history:

















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Leaked Blackburn Letter Shows Extent Of Turmoil – EPL Talk
Genius Who Couldn't Exist Today: Dragan Stojkovic – LBITCR
German Philosopher Reflects On Jose Mourinho – Futfanatico
Rule Changes That Could Hand Title To Man Utd – FourFourTwo
Welcome To Posh – Danny Last for IBWM
you dont get much balder than Stephen Ireland
good list
surely cambiasso should be in there
henry (sometimes)
eto’o.
Ronaldo? First I saw the headline, I thought of him.
What ever happened to legendary Jaap Stam?
jaap stam
ditto to the additions in the comments
thumbnails!@
Martin Foyle
Where’s Borislav Mikhailov?
Love the last pic, Andy Johnson, Carsley and Grav were indistinguishable.
Agree with Jaap Stam, he is definitely one you’ve forgot
Please tell me these are in random order. Otherwise it’s a crime. Zizou at seventh? Really?
puyol
veron?!
Where’s ronaldo, the legendary striker, 3x best player of the world?
Ronaldo is the one that made the bald style become fashion. After he became famous, lots of players started to shave their hairs.
what about roberto carlos? best left back for years.
… Where’s SIR BOBBY CHARLTON?!
Most of those cunts aren’t naturally bald, ie. Carlos, Ronaldo, Henry.
Best is Charlton or Zidane.