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10 Great Football Insults

By Ollie Irish

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Former Newcastle chairman Freddy Shepherd, not one for keeping his big mouth shut, dared insult a Toon legend, in the form of Alan Shearer. Shepherd branded Shearer "boring", adding "We call him Mary Poppins." Hmm, he has a point though.

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By Ollie Irish on November 4th, 2010 in Featured, Funnies, Photos, Top 10s & lists. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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10 Responses to “10 Great Football Insults”

  1. George says:

    ‘If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I’d draw the curtains’

  2. Davy says:

    Gotta love maradona dont ya? Looks/acts/probs speaks Eengleesh like the drug baron in Romancing the Stone Mental but funny as f**k mental

  3. Marcel Desailly says:

    If I remember rightly, Ron Atkinson made a slight dig at me once.

  4. Chris says:

    “Carlton Palmer can trap a ball further than I can kick it”

    Big Ron.

  5. vimon suckcevik says:

    Clough on Beckham: “His wife can’t sing and his barber can’t cut hair”

  6. oc says:

    Brian Roy was spot on with that comment about Nottingham.

  7. Me says:

    As was Maradona with Platini

  8. ddb says:

    Everton fan:”can you sign this for me twice please?”
    Ian St John:”yeah sure,why?”
    Everton fan:”because i need two of yours to get one of alan ball!”

  9. [...] 6) Whoateallthepies.tv Top 10 football insults Probably one of the most comical football lists, the high grade brains of footballer slinging insults around. Some are cleaver and funny, most backfiring on the players as people just realise they ain’t so clever up top… http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/lists/52272/10-great-football-insults.html?pid=11051 [...]

  10. [...] I’m a 3rd generation Blue from Manchester and I attended my first match aged six against Coventry in that classic brown away strip of theirs. My philosophy always has and always will be “City ’til I die” and I can’t stand the gloryhunters. When I see someone wearing a Man U top in the Metro Centre, I just shake my head because that person has no concept of loyalty and what it means to actually support a team. I moved to the North East in 1997 and love it up here. I have had a season ticket since 2001 and gradually got to meet more and more exiled Blues over the years. I finally decided to form an affiliated branch of the Supporters Club in 2008 and we now have 50 members, 30 of whom are season ticket holders. So if you ever see a North East MCFC flag on TV, look closely and you might just spot the Penshaw monument! Jake and our common history ** Who Ate All The Pies ran the Alan as Mary image as part of its 10 Great Football Insults [...]

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