Top Seven Dwarves in Football


24th, April 2010


By Ollie Irish

There seems to be a lot of attention paid to tall footballers these days. I blame Peter Crouch. Surely it’s much more entertaining to take the piss out of short-arses?

Click below for our list of vertically challenged players, and decide for yourself which one is Sleepy, Bashful, Doc etc.


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Diego Maradona - the Argentina legend did OK for such a shortarse (5ft 5in)

A version of this post was first published in October 2006

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  1. eric says:

    great web page great video and great everything else will vist notch!
    i have a website of my own where you will find lots of stuff it is called
    plz vist and once again what a great web page u have here

  2. ola wu says:

    didn’t you mess juninho paulista with juninho pernambucano? they aren’t the same person. paulista sure was a great player, but the juninho pernambucano is playing in OL and he’s the master of freekicks…
    juninho paulista was the world champion with the brazilian team in 2002 and now he’s playing for palmeiras.

  3. ola wu says:

    oh, sorry, now i’ve read that more carefully. you can ‘trash’ me now;)