Top XI: Players That Should Stay Where They Are This Summer

Chris Wright

28th, April 2011


By Chris Wright

With the end of the 2010/11 season just beginning to crown over the horizon, Pies brings you a run down of the eleven Premier League players (bar one, for the time being) that should put some serious consideration into staying put as we gradually beckon in 2011/12…

11. Gareth Bale, Tottenham

Not that, for one moment, we’ve seriously entertained the thought that Bale will up-sticks and toddle off elsewhere over the summer as the nation’s gossip-hounds seem overly-eager to have us all believe he will from time to time – but, in Harry Redknapp’s Tottenham, the Welsh winger currently has the perfect tailor-made stage for his wildly unhinged, mercurially instinctive kick-and-leg-it stylings to blossom further.

10. Joey Barton, Newcastle

Regardless of how much stock should be put into them, those who keep a keen eye on Premier League news will have noticed that several premature transfer rumours doing the rounds over the past few days have linked Barton with a £5-ish million move to Liverpool over the close season – I’ll give you a moment to digest the enormous stupidity of that.

9. Danny Welbeck, Sunderland

One would assume that the Sunderland board have been in negotiations with their Manchester United counterparts for a good long while over trying to secure another loan deal for Welbeck in time for next season – and with good reason.

The 20-year-old forward has enjoyed a decent season, chock full of regular Premier League football, goals, assists and with a full England call-up thrown-in for good measure – feats he probably wouldn’t have achieved while enviously watching Chicharito hit the ground running from the bench at Old Trafford.

As with a certain Chelsea starlet further on up the list, surely another season-long loan deal would be the best course of action for Sunderland, Welbeck and his parent club.

8. Carlos Tevez, Man City

Despite his constant overtures to the contrary, Carlitos won’t be tearing up his mammoth City contract this summer. For starters the legal implications would be labyrinthine, but there’s always a nervy inkling that the Argentinian talisman could play the ‘personal reasons’ card and just pull the plug on his career at any time.

He shouldn’t. He’s doing rather well at Eastlands.

7. Alberto Aquilani, Liverpool

It looks like Aquilani will be swanning back to Juventus on a permanent deal once his loan expires in Turin, but the classy midfielder could slide ably back into in King Kenny’s newly energised side (a lot has happened since he’s been away) if he fancies giving life on Merseyside another crack – though the chances are admittedly slim.

6. Cesc Fabregas, Arsenal

Barcelona DNA‘ this, ‘returning to his roots’ that, yadda yadda yadda. He may well be the best central midfielder in the Premier League, but Captain Cesc still wouldn’t get in the team at the Camp Nou and he knows it.

5. Peter Odemwingie, West Brom

A surprise package of a striker with a decent strike rate is always going to attract interest from the clubs hovering above you in the table desperate for an additional goal-threat, and the fact that Odemwingie has impressed during his maiden Premier League outing is  unlikely to have passed over the heads of clubs like Fulham, Everton, even Juventus.

However, I’m fairly certain that the Nigerian forward has found his level and a comfortable system in which to play at the Hawthorns, which is not to be sniffed at considering he’s not exactly a burgeoning starlet at the age of 29.

Who’s to say Roy Hodgson won’t have the Baggies competing up and around mid-table next season anyway?

4. Daniel Sturridge, Bolton

One of the shrewdest signings of the season, Sturridge’s loan move to the Reebok has seen him clamber off his high-horse and finally get a shot at some genuine first-team football – an opportunity the young striker has seized readily.

On his return to Chelsea, Sturridge will probably be left to stagnate in the reserves (save the odd League Cup appearance) somewhere underneath Salomon Kalou in the Stamford Bridge pecking order again next term – surely a renewed, season-long loan back to the Trotters would be mutually beneficial seeing as though it seems to suit every party involved down to the ground?

3. Ashley Young, Aston Villa

If the gossip columns had their way, Young would have joined Manchester United for £25 million several times over by now which, hypothetically speaking, represents a smart move on United’s part however I doubt whether there is anywhere in the world where the dainty winger would be allowed to flourish so prevalently than as part of the sparkling jewel in Villa’s pitted crown – their three-pronged attack anglais.

2. Adel Taarabt, QPR

The prissy Moroccan has made mincemeat of several Championship defences this season, partly because of his Youtube-friendly trickery and fine technique and partly because most Championship defences are pretty rickety and the standard of the league is worse than I can ever remember it being.

Given his goal-scoring exploits, his Championship Player of the Year award and the fact that he seems to think the entire cosmos and everything in it revolves around his fuzzy backside, you get the feeling that Taarabt may start believing his own hype and angle for a behemoth of a move befitting his intrinsic genius –  but the truth is that he really isn’t all that great and would be wise to fully test the Premier League waters at a club where the fans are already on his side.

1. Didier Drogba, Chelsea

In my ‘umble opinion, Drogba is still a tyrannical forward on his day and will almost definitely still be cutting the mustard next season. It’s Nicolas Anelka that Chelsea really need to start phasing out of their frontline in order to give Fernando Torres the centre-stage he so clearly longs for.

I really wouldn’t be surprised if Nico decides to go and try his nonchalant luck in Italy or America this summer or perhaps, after six moody months spent playing second fiddle on the bench, the January thereafter.

He may well be tempted by a romantic return to Ligue 1 with Marseille but, even at 33, the Drog still has at least another season of top-level channel-running and scything half-volleys in him – he was always a late bloomer anyway.

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  1. Soccer Professional says:

    looks like gaddafi recruited some new talent in danny welbeck!

  2. The Oracle. says:

    Excellent list.

  3. Soccer Professional says:

    i tell you who’s a “kwality” player: dembele for fulham

    give him 2 more years at fulham and SAF will be on his doorstep with a contract

  4. youreds says:

    good choices

  5. Soccer Professional says:

    Also, you should have put Thierry Henry on this list.

    Red Bulls will have a tough time keeping hold of that talent during the summer.

    Offers from top clubs will probably be flying in for this soccer genius!

  6. Sex God says:


    agreed. dembele is true “kwality” as rafa would say!

    i’d say he’ll end up in liverpool though and turn out to be another massive flop… on the pitch that is! ;)

  7. mac says:

    Add Modric to the list ..

  8. King Eric says:

    A Championship reference on Pies!! Shock horror!..

  9. Hoops82 says:

    technically speaking, taarabt really IS all that.

  10. Mayo says:

    I am so glad to see someone else thinks Aquilani should give us another chance. Kenny would absolutely know how to play him and I definitely believe he’d have a much better spell here. Here’s to hoping though…

  11. VAns says:

    Great list, drogba is still a word beater and if we got rid of him it would be a great shame, especially given his recent tendency of lovely asist the assist passes and that he seems to be looking for more assists

  12. 'Sota Dan says:

    Not sure if anyone would-be-a-courtin’ him, but Dempsey outta stay at the Cottage. Yes, Bobby Z has been injured, but there’s a pretty massive drop in goals in Clint goes.

  13. HALLLO says:


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