Top 12 Football Adverts (With Videos)
By Chris Wright
For it is now Friday afternoon, Pies presents a rundown of our 12 favourite footballing adverts – which appears to see Nike featuring a disproportionate amount of times, so hats off to their creative team I suppose…
12. Socceroos take on the beasts for Optus, 2010
11. Kevin Keegan (and Sir Henry Cooper) for Brut, 1980
Keggy, somewhat unwisely, threatens to lash Our ‘Enry for crushing his perm with a sweaty towel…
10. Nike’s fearsome ‘Secret Tournament’ cage, 2002
The brainchild of non other than Monty Python cohort Terry Gilliam, this ad was so popular that it shot Junkie XL’s Elvis re-hash to No.1 in more than 20 countries…
9. John Arne Riise and Morten Gaamst Pedersen sing about bananas, 2010
Stone-cold classic in which the Norwegian duo give fellow countryman Erik Huseklepp the lowdown on healthy eating via the glorious medium of auto-tune…
8. John Barnes gets his ‘body fluids’ balanced with Lucozade, 1980s
A special-effects laden epic that seems to end with the product being endorsed rolling around at the bottom of a bin – not sure what kind of message that puts across…
7. Adidas and Lionel Messi, ‘Impossible Is Nothing’, 2008
Any football advert that features Ed Harcourt on the soundtrack is immediately worthy of a nod…
6. Carlsberg’s pre-World Cup ‘England Team Talk’, 2010
‘Epic’ is the word…
5. Nike’s ‘Next Level’, 2008
It was a toss-up between this and ‘Write The Future’, but Guy Ritchie’s effort just shades it by virtue of being that bit more original and that fact that it didn’t turn out to be cursed…
4. Stanley Matthews for Craven ‘A’ cigarettes
What better way to wind down after the game than with a lungful of smooth, clean cigarette smoke?
3. Eric Cantona vs The Devil, 1994
Au Revoir…
2. Bobby and Tina Moore’s ‘Local Pub’ advert, 1960s
Bobby, Martin Peters and their two lovely lady wives ‘look in at the local’ for a few pints of foamy nut-brown ale and a quick game of ‘arrahs’…
1. Nike’s Joga Bonita, Brazil at the airport, 1998
Otherwise known as the advert that had everyone singing ‘Mas Que Nada’ in pigeon Portuguese for the entire duration of the World Cup…
Any pearlers we’ve missed (there are probably hundreds)? Give us a nudge…


















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what about all the joga bonito ones or the brazil portugal advert
Secret Tournament, Messi’s Impossible is Nothing, England Team Talk and the Next Level are the best of the bunch.
You missed one of the best commercials though:
Jose+10
http://youtu.be/fncOu6dp1IY
Even the Iniesta Nike CTR360 II was pretty good although not as good as the Next Level one.
Where’s Nike’s Parklife?
The Edgar Davids “its just a ball” advert surely should be up there no?
nike cage ads maybe?
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reebok other lives
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUheHr8GNP0&feature=related
yeah howd you miss adidas’s Jose+10, probably the best sports commercial ive ever seen
What about Adidas footballitis?
Riise singing about Bananas? not very innovative to use a monkey in a banana ad.
I’m missing the adidas ad with the two kids selecting professional players from all times. it had this sweet catchy “if you don’t give my football back”-song.
The best is obviously the brazil spot from 98 because it predicted Ronaldos disappointment.
Have to represent for Uruguayan hardman El Ruso Perez’s hilarious spot for Paso do Toros (a sports drink, it seems)– watch or him in the final ten seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTldrukzMJ4&feature=related
Jeff Stelling jumping out with St. Georges Cross on his chest never gets old.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RojpJ843Mko surely this must be in d top 10 but probly never seen on british tv
cant forget about this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjc8f7LEB2s
Um, hello Andres Iniesta and a BEAR?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35W3JHEZwQ4
Also every commercial featuring Thierry Henry, but especially this one (for Nike, what a shock!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy1WO2Y7sQU
Boo!
what about Argentina?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTWe1xLbPRo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9mHcxKO2xo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTXL4nfw8Jg
Five words…
‘Accrington Stanley! Who are they?’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgYP1d5nN2o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG96exYFj7w
carlberg pub team? i mean team talk was fantastic but seeing bobby charlton demolish a couple of actors never gets old