Top XI Footballing ‘Animals’
By Chris Wright
I assume you’re all perfectly aware already, but today is ‘World Animal Day’ (of course you’re aware, it was hardly worth mentioning) and, as such, we’ve taken the opportunity to cobble together a first-choice XI of pun-tastic footballing ‘animals’…
All managed by the one and only Wolfgang Wolf.
Any pun-laden players we’ve missed? Give us a nudge ‘down below’…


















Do Arsenal Artificially Enhance The Emirates Atmosphere? – OTP
Big Cup Bullshit – The FCF
Guess UEFA Cup Finalists From Their Shirt – Three Match Ban
20 Damning Steve Kean Quotes – Mirror Football
'Abandon All Hope…' – Sunshine Room
Leaked Blackburn Letter Shows Extent Of Turmoil – EPL Talk
Genius Who Couldn't Exist Today: Dragan Stojkovic – LBITCR
German Philosopher Reflects On Jose Mourinho – Futfanatico
Rule Changes That Could Hand Title To Man Utd – FourFourTwo
Welcome To Posh – Danny Last for IBWM
Joe Mole….i feel dirty now
Kenny Dog-leash?
Emile Huskey?
Spaniel De Rossi?
Just recently had a dog/football pun game at work, can you tell?
Klaas Jan Huntelarch.
Dunno who to email this but:
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301413_10150399213651948_345458901947_9971467_423697932_n.jpg
C’mon, there’s an article in that photo somewhere.
Frank Lamprey
John Terrier
Roberto Budgie-o
Jean Alain Boomslang
@Trololololo: A doff of the cap to thee Sir.
Gigi Baboon works well too.
Martin turtle
Spaniel Agger
Gabriel Aglabrador
Wesley Spider
Steve Bull!
Or the cousin of Lion Giggs, Ryan Pigs
Michael Bullock…
Dgerbil Cissé
This was poor.
Tim Krill; Pepe Reindeer; Sebastian Squirrelachi; Christophe Berramundi; Alan Mutton; Yohan Crabaye; Frank Lamb-pard; Red Robin van Persie; Chris Bald-Eagles…
didier dogba
@Tellitastis: Incredible work!
Thanks Chris. It was a quick post over my morning tea break (here in Oz & before I got sprung). I’m humbled by your post. :)
Seabasstian Bassong