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Ghastly Liverpool 2013 Third Kit ‘Leaked’, Possibly Big Purple Hoax (Photo)

By Chris Wright

This monstrosity is currently doing the rounds on the internet purporting to be a mock up of Liverpool’s new Warrior third kit for next season – it ain’t pretty…

It’s more than likely the handiwork of some scurrilous Scouse scallywags but, if it does prove to be kosher, then may the good lord Xenu descend and push safety pins through my eyes before the start of next season.

Someone’s taking the wee-wee aren’t they? Please tell us someone’s taking the wee-wee!

Image: Empire of the Kop (who, it’s worth mentioning, don’t believe a word of it either!)

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By Chris on April 23rd, 2012 in FAIL, Featured, Kits & fashion, Liverpool, Photos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

32 Responses to “Ghastly Liverpool 2013 Third Kit ‘Leaked’, Possibly Big Purple Hoax (Photo)”

  1. Bozza says:

    The sleeves r designed to match the arms of some heavily tattooed liverpool players?

  2. Lady B says:

    KILL IT!!! WITH FIRE!!! :/
    Ye gods, that’s hideous! Let us hope it is someone taking the wee-wee, like that supposed yellow kit from last season!

  3. syndex says:

    That is stunning please let it be true

  4. Shaunny72 says:

    HELL NO!!!!! and i’m not a Liverpool fan

  5. Lady B says:

    @Bozza Good one! Yup, Skrtel, Agger, Bellamy…
    But it’s still hideous :/

  6. Qq says:

    Open it in photoshop and invert colors..

  7. Milkchew says:

    Looks like something made in Thailand.

  8. miro says:

    I don’t think is that bad…it is much better than 90’s shirts. and it is at least original, unlike 99% of other shirts

  9. usrick says:

    Looks like something designed and made in Thailand by blind folks.

  10. Mr. Chopper says:

    They could have got the Liver bird wrong, at least. Maybe put some flames on it.

  11. Gibby says:

    Looks like a Thai Airways air hostess outfit !!! it’s bouffin !

  12. PumaYaYa says:

    It’s like the inspiration for the sleeves are Raul Meireles’ arms.

  13. KingEric7 says:

    Ah the aptly named Warrior kit, as Liverpool attempt to “battle” their way out of mid-table mediocrity for the duration of 2013.

  14. sergi alejandro says:

    maori tatoos very unusual

  15. hahahahhahaNUFC says:

    Classic, the scousers would suit this ridiculous design, and tribal tattoos for that matter.

  16. Nick says:

    The logo in the top right corner is Warrior, an American lacrosse company. I highly doubt that they’d make anything not to do with lacrosse. Just my bit on this hideous jersey

  17. Lady B says:

    Nick, Warrior are Liverpool’s new kit-makers from the 2012-2013 season onwards…

  18. alejandro22 says:

    perfect kit for LIVERPOOL……LOL :p

  19. Mr. Sparkle says:

    It’s fake for one simple reason. They’re not going to return to the Liverbird crest because it can’t be trademarked, just the same as Arsenal won’t go back to the simple cannon.

  20. mts3105 says:

    I think it is a fake due to the fact the crests are missing the torches which represent the Hillsborough disaster I simply don’t see Liverpool removing those now.

  21. Mr. Sparkle says:


    Well, the current design is in homage of the 96, but it does serve a corporate purpose as well. Just the same as any other club which has changed their badge (usually for the worse, like Arsenal). The club simply doesn’t own the rights to the logo itself, it can’t be trademarked or copyrighted and because of that, anyone can technically create replicas.

  22. Papi says:

    You’ll never walk alone…Unless you’re wearing this around your friends.

  23. Sean says:

    I’m a Chelsea fan, but I don’t think it’s that bad lol. Still i’m glad it aint ours.

  24. G G says:

    Typical football fans hating any kit that’s not monotonous! GET A GRIP! What do you actually want as your away kits? BORING white kits? At least this has some imagination about it, obviously It’s flamboyant but at least It’s not forgettable, which most Liverpool kits are.

  25. timmmaylfc says:

    looks like a hawaiin took a dump on our kit. hah!

  26. Anonymous says:

    This is genuine and will be the 3rd kit for liverpool in the 2012-13 season. all will be revealed on Friday 11th May

  27. Mr. Chopper says:

    If any kit’s going to be genuine, it’ll be one (or all) of these surely:

  28. Mister B says:

    Its Horrible but still better than Utds 1st and 2nd kits.

  29. […] that rumours of this kit’s colour scheme stretch back to the end of April and are nearly identical, we’re afraid that yes, this clown-style effort could indeed be the […]

  30. Ian H says:

    This is DEFINITELY NOT the new 3rd kit. It may well be a new training shirt, but the online mock-up of a Purple/Black/White shirt IS the real deal!! Happy days!!!


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