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Mighty Red Amazes Liverpool Fans Awaiting A ‘Special Guest’

LIVERPOOL have a new team mascot. He’s Mighty Red. Legend has it that Mighty Red is a massive sunburnt Liver bird. Others say he’s a demented puffin who nods to Liverpool great Phil Thompson and smiles at Emelyn Hughes.

The velour-coated bird is sure to be a hit at Anfield. Already he’s wowing the kids.

The Liverpool FC website reports on the sensation when Mighty Red arrived at an Anfield do for 50 junior Liverpool fans. The money quote is provided by six-year-old Daniel from Wavertree, who is either on-message or displaying a neat line in sarcasm:

“I couldn’t believe it when he walked in. My mum said there might be a special guest but we weren’t expecting to see Mighty Red today.”

Well, how could he have. Mighty Red has only just been invented. As for that special guest…

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By Paul on July 9th, 2012 in Liverpool. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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11 Responses to “Mighty Red Amazes Liverpool Fans Awaiting A ‘Special Guest’”

  1. Trifon Poliakov says:

    Spearing inside.

  2. Jarren says:

    That’s one scary mascot if it can smile at dead people.

  3. Swampdragon says:

    Just what England needs, more American style mascots. There is only one worthy mascot. Mr. Met.

  4. Spliffy says:

    it eats marijuana raw!!!

  5. Irish Scot says:

    I just figured out a big part of why he’s so freaky… a beak AND teeth… Imagine if you will a world with seagulls flying around your chips, gnashing their chompers at you. Or a mighty eagle coming down from the skies to lift your beloved pet dog Rover away with his sizeable incisors. Terrifying.

  6. LiamB Jr says:

    Like I said in my previous post, he’d be ok if Liverpool gave him wings. Red Bull anyone? LOL

  7. dave says:

    Words fail me ! ……Tacky perhaps.

  8. Marquette Jer says:

    An embarrassment.
    Put it in a purple kit and shoot me.

  9. Keith says:

    Changy the Elephant could take the Mighty Red in a fight any day.

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