Liverpool fans, are you continually frustrated by not being able to pair your devilishly stylish matching Anfield-themed bomber jacket and shirt set with a cuckoo clock befitting your sartorial majesty?
Well, suffer no longer. The good people at The Bradford Exchange are here to put you out of your misery with the timepiece of your dreams.
Available for the bargain price of £197.94 comes the ‘Liverpool FC Stadium clock’, this officially licensed piece of merchandise is as affordable as it is tasteful…
And before you ask, yes, that is Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley.
Those famous gates have never looked so celestial.