Things You’ll Never Un-See: Martin Skrtel Forcibly Stripped To His Shreddies During Slovakian Charity Game
By Chris Wright
One for the ‘shaven, heavily-tattooed gibbon’ fetishists now – lord alone knows they’re criminally under-catered for – with a snapshot taken from a charity game in Slovakia in which dancer/choreographer Jan Durovcik snuck in and stripped Martin Skrtel down to his undercrackers in the name of entertainment…
There you go. Good luck trying to get that image out of your head.


















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Not my type but I know quite a few women of the ontd_fb sort would love to see more.
Hahah yay! More half-naked pics of Martin Skrtel please! :D
how did his shirt come off?
@Luke: From what we can garner, Durovcik pulled Skrtel’s shirt off too.
Gawds but I find the man sexy… Suppose that makes me a ‘shaven, heavily-tattooed gibbon’ fetishist then
Fraid so Lady B, fraid so.
I can recommend a few good websites, ‘NonOpposableThumbsXXX.com’ could be right up your street (please God, do not follow that URL – who knows where you might end up!).
hahah it’s fine, Google image search works just as well :P
Dont forget “AnyWhichWayButLooseAndSingleApes.com”
The Ostich is only interested if his Ostrich is tattooed. ‘Nuff said.
@The Ostrich: it probably is!
Trying to get it out? Why would I wanna do something like that? I love these photos.