By Alan Duffy
Both fine figures of men (i.e. rather big-boned), former Little Britain star David Walliams has recently dodged the turds while swimming up the Thames, and also swam the Channel to France, which happens to be where André-Pierre Gignac both lives and plays football (seamless link).
The chunky French forward also came on as a sub in Marseille’s Wednesday night Champions League defeat at the hands of Arsenal…
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