By Chris Wright
Short, sweet and does exactly what it says on the tin – like Warwick Davis smeared in a mixture of Nutella and Ronseal.
But enough about the sketchbook that got me thrown out of Art College, here’s Vincent Kompany – Manchester City’s erstwhile captain and leader – being sent arse-over-teats backwards after being
sneaked snuck snaken snook crept up on by a small blue ninja stealth bag during training…
Looks like this four-match ban has hit poor Vinnie hard.
Video: City TV