‘He Likes Celine Dion And Whitney Houston’ – Kolo Toure Shops Yaya’s Diabolical Taste In Music (Video)

Chris Wright

27th, March 2012


By Chris Wright

These footballers, eh? With their stupid headphones and unilaterally shite taste in music, sulleying the atmosphere with their anaemic R&B, wanky hip-hop, faddy dance tripe and infernal slow jamzwithazed.

Thank goodness then, for the trend-buckers. Those willing to kick against the pricks and plough their own furrow when it comes to iPod fodder: Joey Barton has his Smiths Greatest Hits CD, Steven Gerrard will gladly slap the bejesus out of anyone who refuses to play his copy of ‘No Jacket Required’ on demand and Yaya Toure? Well, he likes ballads – ‘softer things like Celine Dion and Whitney Houston’…

Which is fair enough. After all, are you going to tell seven-foot tall, six foot-wide Yaya that he’s a big girl’s wussy to his face?

Nope, me neither.

Video: MCFC

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  1. Neil says:


  2. Alex says:

    Leave hip-hop out of this.

  3. Mr. Sparkle says:

    The underhand on the wheel when he was turning, that’s unforgivable. These people may have a load of money, but they cannot drive to save their lives.

    I’m sure Jeremy Clarkson would have a lot of things to say about that…

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