Gobsh*te Analysis: Did Luis Suarez Have A Little Nibble On Martin Demichelis?

Chris Wright

25th, February 2015


By Chris Wright

“Come Lionel, join my army of the undead…”

The footage is decidedly inconclusive but Twitter seems to think that Luis Suarez dipped his toe/teeth into the murky waters of cannibalism again last night.

Cameras appeared to catch Suarez (who scored both goals in Barcelona’s 2-1 victory over Man City) having a little nip at Martin Demichelis’ hand after the pair became involved in a very minor off-the-ball spat.

Have a look and tell us what you think…

For what it’s worth, Demichelis later posted the following image on social media which appeared to show the extent of his injuries…


Hmmm. The jury’s out.