Mario Balotelli Caught Chucking Darts Out Of First-Floor Window
By Chris Wright
Manchester City are to hold a disciplinary meeting this morning after Mario ‘The Power’ Balotelli (or ‘the gift that keeps on giving’ as Pies likes to refer to him) was caught throwing darts toward a group of youth team players from a first-floor window at the the club’s Carrington training complex on Sunday – just three days after he vowed to all and sundry that he would be making a concerted effort to stop getting caught up in ‘stupid little things’.
Balotelli is quoted as telling several national newspapers that he threw the darts in the direction of youth players because he was ‘bored’, with the very same organs reporting that nobody was hurt during the incident and that City are treating it as a ‘misguided prank’ rather than a ‘serious transgression’ and will deal with the matter internally.
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i love him. he’s funny. so so dumb. don’t like city though. we’ll all miss him if he leaves premier league.
This is why I wanted Robinho to stay at City, they’re all hilarious. Also Zlatan.
Surely this is the least of their worries. This kid is an absolute lunatic – he needs sectioning. Top class comedian – talented but self destructive footballer.
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Man this guy is the best what will be next
NEVER CHANGE MARIO. Anyone else hear that he drives to the resteraunt next round the corner from his flat every few days in his lambo and they bring his his food out on plates and he sits in his car and eats it. What a tit. What a legend.
This guy seriously needs his head checked. He’s got something properly wrong with him.
Potentially, the greatest of lads. His banter is at exceedingly high levels.
Girl threw a dart at me from her bedroom window once, nasty.
Balotelli’s antics are getting more Gazza Esq by the day. Next He’d been turning up at a gun Seige with a bucket of chicken and his dressing gown.
A dart ?
I believe Bulleteli i rather call him that way is really funny and extra ordinary man.I like his abnormal bahavior because he teaches people patience and tolerance.