‘Have A Balorrific Bonfire Night!’: Mario Balotelli’s Firework Pamphlet Is A Work Of Safety Conscious Art
By Chris Wright
Presenting, Mario ‘I’m happy when I’m sensible’ Balotelli’s first act as head of Firework Safety – an informative pamphlet on Bonfire Night dos and don’t that he definitely penned himself most likely had absolutely nothing to do with.
Still, it’s all for a good cause – no-one likes their night being interrupted by a trip to A&E to graft little Johnny’s eyelids back on…
Mucho thanks to Pies reader Graham for bringing this one to our attention!
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greatest. poster. ever.
I am in awe of that poster
Hahaha “I’m a chicken”
An attribution link would be much appreciated.
http://www.tutorcare.co.uk/blog/fire-safety-with-mario-balotelli-1010.html
it’s gotta be the “you have more information to give us? what a guy”
pun-ariffic! this is great. i personally enjoyed the write-up after “balotell us some facts’ and the ‘i’m a chicken’ is priceless! it’s all pure gold!
Loving the subliminal “China-is-the-great-evil” message
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!!
I love this guy, he is such an entertaining idiot savant. I hope he can keep it together and play in the EPL for years to come.
I love this website.
@Papi: And we love you!