Police Find 29 Bags O’ Cannabis In Raid On Rio Ferdinand’s Restaurant

Chris Wright

11th, January 2012


By Chris Wright

According to several of this morning’s newsrags, a 55-year old junior chef has been cautioned and 29 bags of cannabis have been seized from a locker at Rio Ferdinand’s ‘Rosso’ restaurant (the sordid den of inequity where Wayne Rooney reportedly solicited the services of one ‘Juicy’ Jenni Thompson over a candlelit bowl of chicken nuggets) in Manchester following a Police #drugsraid at the Italian eatery on Friday afternoon.

Apparently police were tipped off after hearing rumours of Rosso’s increasingly fragrant risottos or some such nonsense.

A police spokesman said:

“At 4.15pm

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