Moronic Man Utd Fan Phoned 999 And Reported That ‘United Had Been Robbed’ When Nani Was Sent-Off

Chris Wright

6th, March 2013

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By Chris Wright

Nottinghamshire Police have actually been forced to remind people about the dangers of wasting police time after a smart-arsed Manchester United fan was so disgusted at Nani’s sending-off against Real Madrid last night that he rang 999 to report a crime last night, then told the emergency call handler that “United had been robbed”.

Yep. Sadly, that actually happened. Nottinghamshire’s Control Room Chief Inspector, Ted Antill, had this to say:

“While this recent example may be amusing, it illustrates the sort of insincere calls we have to deal with on a daily basis in the Control Room.

“They waste our time and they direct us away from genuine victims of crime, particularly if we

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