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#PooOrWee???!! – Rio Ferdinand Uses Twitter To Ask The Big Questions

By Chris Wright

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A few days back, Rio Ferdinand suffered an existential crisis of conviction and was forced to turn to his 5.1million Twitter followers to help settle humanity’s most divisive philosophical quandaries since Andrex asked the nation if we scrunched or folded afore wiping faeces from our hind quarters…

Lest we forget, Rio Ferdinand is a 35-year-old man.

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By Chris on January 27th, 2014 in FAIL, Funnies, Man Utd, Media, Newsnow. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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5 Responses to “#PooOrWee???!! – Rio Ferdinand Uses Twitter To Ask The Big Questions”

  1. Joe says:

    What would it be? Well, it would be piss or shit wouldn’t it? Or a homeless person.

  2. Joe says:

    …or is this market research for Rio’s forthcoming air freshener range? In which case, he’s way off. I’d go with sea breeze or cotton fresh or something.

  3. Rob says:

    The sad part is that 5 million people still follow him.
    Has he given up playing football now or what?

  4. TravisKOP says:

    maybe its because I’ve been surrounded by Americans for the last 15 years but I can’t seem to decipher his grammar. what is the fuck is ‘frowsy wee’

  5. Jarren says:

    RIO FOR QUESTION TIME

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