If you’ve spent the last however many years hankering to see Eric Cantona in a state of undress then today, my strange friend, is your lucky day.
Indeed, Cantona, 49, has posed nude for the front cover of the latest edition of Elle magazine alongside his good lady wife, French actress and director Rachida Brakni.
He be completely Billy Bollocks. She be fully dressed.
She’s super feminine, he’s super manly… and it’s him that we’ve undressed.
According to the Mirror, the photos inside the magazine are purported to be “even more graphic”.
We dread to think.