Wayne Rooney Will Definitely Join Real Madrid
By Chris Wright
Proof if proof were needed
I’m afraid the rumours are true. Wayne Rooney will undoubtedly be calling an emergency press conference in the next few hours to announce the news that he will be playing his football at the Bernabeu next season.
Spanish website Sport.es are reporting this morning that they have irrefutable proof that the Manchester United striker will be joining Real Madrid.
Apparently Rooney and his representatives – who were on location in Barcelona to shoot a commercial for a computer game – insisted on filming two versions of the advert, one in a red football kit (like that of Manchester United) and one in a white strip which – the site helpfully points out – is a colour synonymous with Real Madrid!
You’d be forgiven for thinking that would be evidence enough that Rooney will be a Madridista come the summer, but there’s a final clincher – and you might want to sit down and hold on to something for this one – Karim Benzema did exactly the same thing before joining Real last summer.
United fans may as well start saying their goodbyes.
The Spanish media is even more scurrilous and tenuous than ours!
Couldn’t it be an away shirt/England shirt option? I prefer the Real madrid one though.
Err, correct me if I am wrong, the ‘other tream’ that Rooney plays for does wear WHITE shirts but the badge has three lions on it, not the C.O.A of Madrid, this eam being ENGLAND!!!
Sport.es are a house full of Tossers.
Born & Bred A Red & I’ll be RED until I’m dead!!!!
Should have proof read the above, left off the ‘t’ in team but NOT in Tossers!!!
haha!
your so full of shit its the england kit or united’s new away kit u dick
That’s the spirit jbn!
u are obviuosly a liverpool fan hows about u fuck off with your shit stories. Rooney has said he couldnt see himself living in spain ure a bawbag
haha! Just cos all you mancs know you’re a ONE MAN TEAM!
Yeah right, what a waste of time reading that, he’s not going anywhere
rooney cant do such athing his home is close to manchester and it is easy fior him tyo look after his family then why going to spain. I don’t see it happening
I think the ‘white strip’ you are referring to is his national team, you know, ENGLAND, what a shit article!
I think a lot of you may need to turn your sarcasm filters down a notch!
some of you mancunians are wound a bit tight, eh?
you r a idiot the white kit was to promote england not madrid u utter moron
Hahaha jesus christ you guys are idiots. nice one chris you have un-masked the stupidity of 90% of pies readers haha.
old chinese saying。。。。sb
Is it just me or does this bollocks happen with all of out top players every season, speculation is only to get people to read this crap! England shirts are White and so are utd away shirts, I pesonally think its crap but it would make sense not to have him
in a utd kit as AIG won’t be on the front next year so if it was for 2011 FIFA, why would they want an outdated kit on it????? So White makes sense as it’s probably a lot easier to Photoshop
oh my dog.
IT’S FUCKING SARCASTIC YOU RETARDS
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@ Pryce. I love how much you have thought into this!
Everyone without a braincell please read kritters comment “IT’S FUCKING SARCASTIC YOU RETARDS”
benzema wasnt even on the cover of fifa 10
ok so rooney was seen playing in a red kit and a white kit…. well thats it for rooney then coz that definatly means he is going (sarcasim). playing in white has many reasons behind it. 1 he plays in white for england.2 he plays in a white away kit for manchester united.3 it stops the game being biased to man united.4 white is a common colour and refers to many teams and is seen as a nuteral colour….. and wot do u mean benzema did it… when he was at lyon he played in white there!